Tomorrow I'll be headed to Chitown for another radio event, but will arrive a day early so I can take in my first game at Wrigley Field in over two decades with my old chum and co-editor of our high-school underground comedy paper, Scott Whitney. I used to see many a contest there when I lived in the City of Broad Shoulders. Of course, you could sit in the bleachers then for a buck. It's about forty times higher than that now. But there's nothing like taking in the ambience of America's pastime in one of it's cherished old cathedrals.
Many know of my rabid, vocal support of hockey. Others have seen me wax nostalgic with
legendary tales of football lore with the 70s Steelers. Some know of the great affection I’ve
had for the fledgling American Basketball Association, as well as the terrific NBA
battles between the Celtics and Lakers in the 80s.
But it’s baseball that will always have a special tug within
me. Whether reminiscing about the
Pirates’ amazing double play combo of Gene Alley and Bill Mazeroski, or
recounting stupendous slugfests at Wrigley Field, or sitting with Fifty-three
other lonely souls at Fans Field in Decatur, Illinois watching the San
Francisco Giants’ Single A minor league affiliate bumble their way through yet
another loss in 1972, or somehow retaining hitting statistics from players who
have been retired for thirty years…baseball will always take the biggest share
of my sports heart.
Part of the romance of the ballpark stems from the play-by-play
announcers that captured my imagination as a little sprout. Every summer night I would wander up
and down the AM dial from my Ohio and Illinois homes listening to Ernie Harwell
describe Al Kaline’s exploits for the Tigers; Jack Brickhouse’s friendly banter
on Cubs’ broadcasts; Phil Rizzouto’s chatterbox style with the Yankees; Joe
Nuxhall’s sign-off of, “this is the old lefthander rounding third and heading
for home” at the end of each Reds’ game; and the inimitable Bob Prince’s zany
metaphors for my battlin’ Bucs (“He couldn’t have hit that pitch with a bed
slat,” and “that play was closer than the fuzz on a tick’s ear” were two of my
faves).
But there was one character who was always even more
colorful than the rest…one who perhaps more than any other defined an era of
baseball with his larger-than-life persona: Harry Carey. Many a night I would hear him on KMOX
calling a Redbirds game in St. Louis.
When the muggy Mississippi River valley afternoons would send
temperatures at old Busch Stadium soaring well above 110 degrees on the field,
Harry was known to actually strip down to his underwear in the press box, and
stick his feet in a tub of ice water while describing the action.
After a run-in with owner Augie Busch (it is rumored that
Harry had an affair with his wife), Carey was suddenly canned by the Cardinals
in ’69. He broadcast for the A’s
out in Oakland for a few years, but eventually ended up in Chicago, going to
work for another renegade: the unpredictable Bill Veeck, owner of the Chicago White Sox.
In 1972, my church youth group decided to make the three hour
ride north to the Windy City to see the Sox take on the Detroit Tigers. The original Comiskey Park was one of
the oldest structures in baseball even at that point (and it remained so until
it was torn down in the early 90s).
The wooden seats had been painted dark green so many times that in some
cases the openings between the boards were sealed-over and no wood grain was
remotely visible. All the screws
that held each seat together and to the concrete flooring had long-since been
encased in heavy duty all-weather Lucite.
Cement steps leading down each section had literally been worn down a
few inches from millions of footfalls over seven decades of traffic. The scent of spilt beer, stale popcorn,
and rancid cigar smoke was imbedded in the place. And it smelled great!
One of the oddities of the stadium was that the press box was
actually located at the top of the
balcony behind home plate. Most baseball parks had the broadcast booths tucked
underneath the upper deck...but on Chicago’s south side, the announcers were pretty
much on the same level as the fans upstairs.
So when we learned that we could purchase seats immediately
beneath Harry Carey’s broadcast vantage, we leapt at the chance. Veeck had placed several loudspeakers
on the outside of Carey’s booth, so anyone in that area of the upper deck could
hear his call of the game. You
could turn around and see him sitting there, big as life, with his oversized
black horn rim glasses, mussed-up white hair, and distinctive jowls flapping
away. Anytime a batter would foul
a ball back towards him, instead of running for cover, Carey would quickly grab
his trusty butterfly net and try to catch the ball before it could harm
anyone. Even if the ball was fifty
feet away, he would toy with the crowd by waving it about—and we loved it.
So there we were, all dressed in support of the various
teams we cheered for: I was
decked-out in Pirates’ gold and black, Duke had on his Cub’s hat and
sweatshirt, Jon had on his Cardinals gear, Mike had his Yankee pinstripes, etc.
etc. All of us had brought our
gloves hoping to snag one of those wayward balls sometime during the
contest. My buddy Steve Samuelson
was getting bored, and decided he would have better luck standing down along
the aisle way along the first base line.
Sure enough, about ten minutes later, Detroit centerfielder Jim Northrop
lofted a foul right into that region, and I saw Steve with his distinctive
bright red St. Louis cap and warm-up shirt run over to catch it, only to have
it glance off his glove and into the hands of a portly gentleman.
With head down, Steve returned to our perch overlooking home
plate, and we teased him incessantly for the next half hour or so about his
lack of fielding acumen.
In the bottom of the sixth, the mighty Richie Allen, who was
at that time leading the American League in home runs, came up to bat again for
the Pale Hose. Catching a ball hit
by him would be the coup de grace.
Of course, there were about 27,000 others in Comiskey that night
thinking the same…so the chances were nil that we would be so lucky.
Harry was setting the scene: “Richie Allen, with twenty-two
dingers to lead the Junior Circuit, could give the White Sox the lead with one
swing of the bat. Oh…for the long
one!” The first pitch was a ball,
low and outside to the bespeckled right-handed slugger. “Mickey Lolich peers in to Freehan for
a sign…he knows how dangerous Richie can be. Allen waves his 34-ounce bat menacingly as he awaits the
pitch. The crafty lefthander rocks
and fires…there’s a swing and a pop up coming our way.”
Arcing at least ten stories above us, the ball spun high and
backward from the batter’s box. It
had a great chance of coming down in the upper deck…in fact, as it reached its
apex, we realized it had a wonderful chance of coming right towards us…and
within the next few seconds I knew that it was coming straight down towards me.
Harry reached for his butterfly net, while simultaneously
shouting, “Here comes a free souvenir for a lucky Sox fan!”
As the ball began plummeting from the dark Chicago sky,
framed by hundreds of white- hot 1,000 watt lamps in the light standards around
the stadium’s ring. I lifted my well-oiled Rawlings Roberto Clemente Special
above my head, aligning the ball’s downward trajectory with the soft spot of my
mitt. I was about to become the
owner of an actual American League baseball endorsed by the commissioner
himself, and touched by two All-Star players just a matter of seconds
before.
I was set and poised.
Being an outfielder by trade in Pony League, I had utmost confidence in
my ability. However, I didn’t
normally have to fight with other people to catch a ball, and just as the
precious sphere was about to nestle into my grasp, a balding man wearing an Ashland
Oil work shirt thrust is greasy hand under my glove in his vain attempt to make
a bare-handed grab. The ball
glanced off my leather, and careened off several other hands and shoulders
before a curly headed little blond girl picked it up from the sticky cement.
“Ohhh…a young lad wearing a Pirate’s hat really bungled that
one!” Harry barked out, much to the delight of my chums and the rest of the
crowd around us. Not only had I
missed out on the prized artifact, but I had been slammed by a hero and a
future Hall of Fame announcer. The
teasing we had given Steve over his muffed chance a few innings earlier was
nothing compared to the needling I got the remainder of that trip.
I didn’t lose any sleep over it, however. I figure there
aren’t that many baseball aficionados who can say they were taunted by Harry
Carey.